The Clubs.

es paradis
probably one of the most stunning clubs in the world. based in the centre of San Antonio, next door to eden. the interior is designed like a roman palace and takes your breath away as soon as you walk in, all white and well lit interior, with balconies over looking the whole interior of the club. the main dance floor is shaped like a roman bath and fills with water at the end of the night..... for a truly amazing dance experience.
clockwork orange night is on a wednesday, this has to be the best nights of the week at es paradis. run by danny gould, and his very warm and friendly staff..... ( thanks for your kind hospitality!) the very top DJs' in the world, including danny rampling, tall paul, judge jules, steve lee, mathew roberts, andy manston, tom entenucci,  etc can be seen here, (and you will see why they are all millionaires)......watch out for the dancers suspended in the cage above the dance floor, (beautiful would be an understatement.....)
marks out of 100......= 1000+....highly recommended..Do Not Miss

privilege
based just outside San Antonio (about 15 minuets by cab).
this has to be one of the biggest clubs in the world... monday nights is manumission....night
monday 14 june was manumissions' opening night and what a night it was too.... with the theme for this year 'time machine'... over 10 000 people in the club by 2am, (you have to experience it to believe it !!!), non stop entertainers going around all night keeping the crowd buzzing, dancers on podiums all around the club, and what can only be described as the very best laser show in the world.......the Happy Mondays where also live on stage and gave a brilliant performance... if there is only one club you are ever going to go to in your life then make sure it a this one, or die with a big regret!!!.... although it is not a cheap night, when you see what a show they put on you will agree as we did, that it is worth every peseta, actually, it is not that expensive, and you get 5 times the measure you would get in any uk club.........balconies, and walkways overlook the whole club and if you want a breather the club has outside gardens situated all around the club, plenty of seating is available... and if you think that 10 000 is going to make it crowded, and claustrophobic, it isn't, the place is so massive there is room for everyone......
marks out of 100...- again 1000+    a must see, must do..... Take your grandma.!!!!

eden
eden is another must see, must do club based in San Antonio bay next door to es paradis, most famous for it's foam party...a fairly big club with two dance floors, the main dance area is is fairly large, the foam dance floor is like a swimming pool, with plenty of viewing area if you do not want to get covered in foam..............at around 5am the foam pours down from a cannon above the dance area and is great fun... do not wear your best designer gear at this club, unless you want it to get ruined... shorts and t shirts are all you will need, the foam pours out for about 15 minuets, getting up to waist height, once it stops you can carry on dancing or just mess around, or do what quite allot of people were doing, i.e., having sex under the suds...... try not to get caught in the middle of the floor as the foam pours down as it can be quite hard to breath....  entrance price to this club is fair and you get a free drink on arrival, do not turn up drunk as you will have no chance getting in....they will do discounts for groups if you ask nicely, our group of 4 all got in for half price!!!!!..
marks out of 100= again 1000.... brilliant, don't forget your camera.

amnesia

amnesia is just across the road from privilege. I have yet to got there though I will be there in September and will get a full description about the club.......

space

based in ibiza town, a well know venue, as of yet, I have no info until september.

el divino

still awaiting info......

pasha

based in Ibiza town, awaiting info.....

west end..
before hitting the clubs most people go to the west end.... in San Antonio... this area is full of small bars and clubs to get you going before you hit the big clubs....it is open till around 6 am if you want to stay.... the drink is very cheap around here up till midnight, most pubs and clubs will give 2 drinks for the price of one till midnight... one of the friendliest bars is Koppas run by Mosses...based right at the bottom of the strip, all the staff here are friendly and from all areas of the world.....drink is cheap and you will always get a chaser thrown in with each drink you buy till midnight....full of gorgeous women every night, this bar is a great meeting point and a must if you are skint, see the promoters on the front door for special offers!!!!!
highly recommended, well worth a visit, best bar on the strip

play 2
can be found on the strip too, a decent sized club with an amazing laser show, stays busy all night and is open till 6am, free entry and average drink prices, the doorman are strict here so don't turn up drunk and no video cameras are allowed.....
recommended, give it a go!!!....

cafe del mar
cafe mambo
based on the right hand side of san antonio bay, sit here with a cold beer at sunset and watch one of the most amazing sunsets in the world, with great music and a live musician playing in the background, this has to be a must, take your lady here and you are sure to be getting it!! afterwards, one of the most breathtaking views you will ever see, and never forget, food and drink is pricey, though high quality and well worth it for a one off......
highly recommended, top notch, guaranteed a shag afterwards (or at the time if brave!!)